Amid all the hypotheticals that have ignited the internet — questions like “Would you rather eat out of your a–hole or poop out of your mouth” or “Would you rather never get it on again or have everyone you sleep with sound like goofy” — a new and much more wholesome inquiry has taken over the internet: What would you do if you had three hot dogs?


This not-so-existential quandary all began on Monday when @FoodPornPhotos headed to Twitter with a question for their followers.



“You can only add TWO things,” they captioned a snap of three perfectly cooked hot dogs.


While several took their inquiry at face value, listing common glizzy toppings like mustard, sauerkraut, and in the case of one weirdo, “peanut butter and jelly,” others took a more existential approach to the inquiry, using the trio of wieners.



“A bro and a mother effin beer,” wrote @Men4Fielder.


“Two beautiful women to share them with,” joked @MatthewFerrari while @phosphor_glow speculated on an entire generation's preferred hot dog accouterment.


“Lazy millennials would try to add EMAILS to their hotdog, or perhaps RINGTONE,” they added, throwing it back to the days of LG Chocolate phones and Motorola Razr.



But amid all these answers, one question remains — does the classic genie “no wishing for more wishes” rule apply to wishing for more hot dogs?